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Beth
22 April 2008 @ 01:27 am
Rachael: so you think [Jim and Pam] fucked after the dinner?
Beth: i do. but that's just me. i think they fucked all night long, and then he made her pancakes.
Rachael: that would be amazing
Beth: yeah any girl who fucks me all night gets pancakes, it's a policy.
Rachael: loololol
Beth: lol
Beth: so the question becomes how have I remained single for almost 5 weeks?!
Rachael: i have no idea.
Beth: answer: no one knows about the pancakes.
Rachael: LOLOLOL
Beth: LOL
Rachael: i think this is a huge factor
Rachael: you should make a t shirt
Rachael: fuck me all night and i'll make you pancakes
Beth: LOLOLOL
Rachael: i think you'll find the amount of people hitting on you would grow exponentially
Beth: this is a brilliant idea.
 
 
Beth
23 March 2008 @ 09:03 pm
I don't even know what to say.
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Beth
23 March 2008 @ 12:40 am
I'm stressed to the breaking point.
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Beth
21 March 2008 @ 02:21 am


You can find my fanfic at houseketeers.

Feel free to add me. Comment to be added.
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Beth
08 March 2008 @ 11:43 pm
OMG DID I JUST SEE AMY ADAMS AND KRISTEN WIIG SINGING LOATHING FROM WICKED? THAT WAS SO CLOSE TO MY WILDEST WET DREAM COME TRUE *FLAIL*

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Beth
27 February 2008 @ 03:31 am


In a fit of epic fail, this freezes so the preview image appears to be my beloved girls next door, who are not at all the point of this vid. Watch it even though you see them there. It's a stand up bit about nerds and pornography.
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Beth
11 January 2008 @ 06:44 pm
I'm thinking of changing my username to distance myself from House MD. What do we think of lj user plumerias? Plumeria is taken unfortunately. Can you think of a cooler varient than Plumerias?



These are plumerias. It's my favorite flower and I have a tattoo of it on my ankle.

The only reason I haven't already done it is I want to talk it over with Tasha and Rachael and they're both out. I've probably already done enough damage today doing things without getting any outside input first. *facepalm*

My major hesitation from choosing Plumerias is that I've always used plumeria as the plural form as well, and I'm not sure that isn't correct. Like criteria is the plural of criterion? I don't know.
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Current Mood: depresseddepressed
 
 
 
Beth
12 December 2007 @ 07:01 pm
Car alarm has been going off for fucking 4 hours.




That thing is not gonna help secure your car when I throw a brick through your fucking windshield.
 
 
Beth
09 December 2007 @ 02:25 pm
Quiz: Sex Toy or Baby Toy?

I got 2 out of 15 y'all. Not an easy game.
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