Rachael: so you think [Jim and Pam] fucked after the dinner?
Beth: i do. but that's just me. i think they fucked all night long, and then he made her pancakes.
Rachael: that would be amazing
Beth: yeah any girl who fucks me all night gets pancakes, it's a policy.
Rachael: loololol
Beth: lol
Beth: so the question becomes how have I remained single for almost 5 weeks?!
Rachael: i have no idea.
Beth: answer: no one knows about the pancakes.
Rachael: LOLOLOL
Beth: LOL
Rachael: i think this is a huge factor
Rachael: you should make a t shirt
Rachael: fuck me all night and i'll make you pancakes
Beth: LOLOLOL
Rachael: i think you'll find the amount of people hitting on you would grow exponentially
Beth: this is a brilliant idea.