OMG DID I JUST SEE AMY ADAMS AND KRISTEN WIIG SINGING LOATHING FROM WICKED? THAT WAS SO CLOSE TO MY WILDEST WET DREAM COME TRUE *FLAIL*

In a fit of epic fail, this freezes so the preview image appears to be my beloved girls next door, who are not at all the point of this vid. Watch it even though you see them there. It's a stand up bit about nerds and pornography.

"I've already been to heaven. After five minutes I was like...let's go."

My reaction:

Damn, girl looks good in a bathing suit. I'd hit that.